The repository contains 34 quotes in the category “Doctors and Health.”
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The worst about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
Elbert Hubbard
1856 — 1915
We should manage our fortunes as we do our health: enjoy it when it is good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity.
Duke François de La Rochefoucauld
1613 — 1680
For sleep, riches and health to be truly enjoyed, they must be interrupted.
Jean Paul Richter
1763 — 1825
A plastic surgeon’s office is the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose.
Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease.
The psychiatrist’s office is where you say what you think and be told what you mean.
Any dentist who says “This won’t hurt a bit” is lying through your teeth.
Discussing his quadruple-bypass operation in the midst of the 2004 Presidential campaign:
Republicans aren’t the only ones that want four more years.
President Bill Clinton
1946 —
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Sir William Osler
1849 — 1919
When I saw the number on the scale, I was forced to face a shocking, but unmistakable, fact: the scale was defective.
Dave Barry
1947 —
I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference.
Steven Wright
1955 —
On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes.
Lewis Black
1948 —
Osteopath: One who argues that all human ills are caused by the pressure of hard bone upon soft tissue. The proof of this theory is to be found in the heads of those who believe it.
H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg
1968 — 2005
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