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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Unknown

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Charles M. Schulz
1922 — 2000

There is no crisis to which academics will not respond with a seminar.

Marvin Bressler

The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parents.

G. K. Chesterton
1874 — 1936

Give a hungry person a fish, he eats for a day, teach a hungry person to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

Confucius
551 — 479 B.C.

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

J. Dobie
1888 — 1964

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Gail Godwin
1937 —     

Any discipline with the name “--- Studies” is the abode of charlatans.

Gerry Harbison
1958 —     

To educate a man in mind and not morals is to educate a menace to society.

Bishop Eddie L. Long

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach education.

Nicolas Martin
1955 —     

Get all the education you can, then add the learning.

Jack Miner
1865 — 1944

If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism. If you steal from many, it’s research.

Wilson Mizner
1893 — 1933

If the teacher is ignorant, how can the student be expected to be any better?

Rick Moore

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

Christopher Morley
1890 — 1957

After a student had handed in an exam having written, "Only God knows the answer to your question. Merry Christmas.":

Happy New Year. God gets an A, you get an F.

William Phelps
1865 — 1943

Edcuation has really only one basic factor: one must want it.

George Woodberry
1855 — 1930

Be patient with those who are learning, for the more patient you are the more they will learn.

Unknown

Don’t let your studies interfere with your education.

Unknown

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid.

The Bible

At a press conference where he announced that by enrolling at Notre Dame he was ineligible to sign with the Minnesota Twins:

I never thought I’d be announcing to the world I’m going to class.

Aaron Heilman
1978 —     

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