Once on a safari in Africa someone lost the corkscrew. We had to survive for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Inviting a person for dinner means caring for his happiness throughout the time he is under your roof.
Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are!
Many women are poor cooks only because their native greatness has been beaten down by ingratitude.
Rev. Robert Farrar Capon
Eat to live, dont live to eat.
106 A.D. 43
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones, you must keep them wet.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When asked what wine he liked to drink:
That which belongs to another.
412 320? B.C.
White House Butler, to Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who asked if Fields would defend him against claims that he was a teetotaler:
Mr. Prime Minister, Ill defend you until the last drop.
What a man says drunk he has thought sober.
Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
He who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Nowadays, an after-dinner mint is what you need to pay the restaurant check.
Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget is the same size.