Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Food and Drink.

The repository contains 74 quotes in the category “Food and Drink.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Food and Drink.” Page 1 2 3 4.

When we win, I’m so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I’m so depressed I eat a lot. When we’re rained out, I’m so disappointed I eat a lot.

Tommy Lasorda
1927 —     

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain
1835 — 1910

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790

Imagine a flower: A climbing orchid, to be exact; the one of some twenty thousand varieties that produces something edible. Now imagine that its blooms must be pollinated either by hand or a small variety of Mexican bee, and that each bloom only opens for one day a year. Now imagine the fruit of this orchid, a pod, being picked and cured, sitting in the sun all day, sweating under blankets all night for months until, shrunken and shriveled, it develops a heady, exotic perfume and flavor. Now imagine that this fruit’s name is synonymous with dull, boring, and ordinary. How vanilla got this bad rap I for one will never know.

Alton Brown
1962 —     

Whever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

George Carlin
1937 — 2008

Every wife ought to know her husband’s favorite dish and which restaurant serves it.

Unknown

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Unknown

No one need be ashamed of plain dinners if given with a hearty welcome.

Unknown

Salt is what makes things taste bad when it’s not in them.

Unknown

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

The Bible

First the man takes a drink. Then the drink takes a drink. Then the drink takes the man.

Japanese Proverb

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

W. Somerset Maugham
1874 — 1965

What a man says drunk he has thought sober.

Flemish Proverb

The only real cure for a hangover is death.

Robert Benchley
1889 — 1945

Drunkards speak the truth.

Ephippus

If wine tells the truth, and so have said the wise, it makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
1809 — 1894

Nowadays, an after-dinner mint is what you need to pay the restaurant check.

MAD Magazine

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget is the same size.

MAD Magazine

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times -- in water, in butter, and in wine.

Polish Proverb

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