The repository contains 74 quotes in the category “Food and Drink.”
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He who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.
Dr. Johnson
1709 — 1784
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?
Andy Rooney
1919 —
I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Mitch Hedberg
1968 — 2005
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
1968 — 2005
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach.
W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Dr. Johnson
1709 — 1784
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey
1958 —
Once on a safari in Africa someone lost the corkscrew. We had to survive for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg
1968 — 2005
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
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