The repository contains 104 quotes in the category “Funny.”
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain
1835 — 1910

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Groucho Marx
1890 — 1977

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

Nick Faldo

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946

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