The repository contains 10 quotes in the category “Holidays.”
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
1835 — 1910
Is that a birthday?‘tis, alas! too clear;‘Tis but the funeral of the former year.
Alexander Pope
1688 — 1744
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
1918 — 2002
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
1917 — 2012
They talk of Christmas so long, that it comes.
George Herbert
1593 — 1633
I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
Henny Youngman
1906 — 1998
Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past forgotten and the present remembered!
Why does the Christmas season always come when the stores are at their busiest?
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
1925 — 2005
