The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
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Marriage is grand. Divorce is at least one hundred grand.
The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them -- sometimes three.
Alexandre Dumas
1802 — 1870
When asked how many husbands she has had:
You mean, other than my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —
I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
Steve Martin
1945 —
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
1918 — 2002
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900
Bridegroom: A guy who spends the rest of his life’s earnings grooming his bride.
Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007
Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man.
Henrik Ibsen
1828 — 1906
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
1902 — 1971
Marriage is a souvenir of love.
Helen Rowland
1876 — 1950
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward.
Madeleine de Scudéry
1607 — 1701
In Hollywood, all marriages are happy; it’s trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.
Shelley Winters
1920 — 2006
After Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe divorced:
It proves no man can be a success in two national pastimes.
Oscar Levant
1906 — 1972
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell. It is simply purgatory.
President Abraham Lincoln
1809 — 1865
Women look forward to old fashioned wedding days; men look forward to old fashioned wedding nights.
The woman cries before the wedding, the man after.
The most dangerous food is a wedding cake.
The one who loves least controls the relationship.
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