The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
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The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
1925 — 2005
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman — before marriage and after marriage.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
Marriage is a three-ring circus. First there’s the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffer-ring.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790
I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one’s life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
President George Washington
1732 — 1799
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain
1835 — 1910
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing.
The proper basis for a marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956
Every wife ought to know her husband’s favorite dish and which restaurant serves it.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
470? — 399 B.C.
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