Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Marriage.

The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
Showing quotes 21 through 40 in the category “Marriage.” Page 1 2 3 4.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them -- sometimes three.

Alexandre Dumas
1802 — 1870

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

When asked how many husbands she has had:

You mean, other than my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

Steve Martin
1945 —     

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

Robert Louis Stevenson
1850 — 1894

”Home sweet home” must surely have been written by a bachelor.

Samuel Butler
1835 — 1902

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.

G. K. Chesterton
1874 — 1936

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

E. Joseph Cossman
1918 — 2002

Bridegroom: A guy who spends the rest of his life’s earnings grooming his bride.

Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007

Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man.

Henrik Ibsen
1828 — 1906

Remarriage: a triumph of hope over experience.

Dr. Johnson
1709 — 1784

These days the meaning of “a faithful husband” is one whose alimony checks arrive on time.

MAD Magazine

Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.

MAD Magazine

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash
1902 — 1971

Marriage is a souvenir of love.

Helen Rowland
1876 — 1950

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward.

Madeleine de Scudéry
1607 — 1701

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates
470? — 399 B.C.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates
470? — 399 B.C.

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