Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Marriage.

The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Marriage.” Page 1 2 3 4.

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy; it’s trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Shelley Winters
1920 — 2006

After Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe divorced:

It proves no man can be a success in two national pastimes.

Oscar Levant
1906 — 1972

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing.

The Bible

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.

Unknown

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Unknown

Marriage is a three-ring circus. First there’s the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffer-ring.

Unknown

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

Unknown

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Unknown

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman — before marriage and after marriage.

Unknown

Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Unknown

Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

Unknown

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.

Unknown

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Unknown

The one who loves least controls the relationship.

Unknown

Women look forward to old fashioned wedding days; men look forward to old fashioned wedding nights.

Unknown

Every wife ought to know her husband’s favorite dish and which restaurant serves it.

Unknown

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Unknown

Marriage is grand. Divorce is at least one hundred grand.

Unknown

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Unknown

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Unknown

Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Marriage.” Page 1 2 3 4.