The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900
The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about other things as well.
Remarriage: a triumph of hope over experience.
Dr. Johnson
1709 — 1784
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
1956 —
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
470? — 399 B.C.
”Home sweet home” must surely have been written by a bachelor.
Samuel Butler
1835 — 1902
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Voltaire
1694 — 1778
A successful man is one who makes more money than a wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
1921 — 1995
These days the meaning of “a faithful husband” is one whose alimony checks arrive on time.
Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother’s.
Rodney Dangerfield
1921 — 2004
”I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
1937 — 2008
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Robert Louis Stevenson
1850 — 1894
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses.
G. K. Chesterton
1874 — 1936
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
1890 — 1977
It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx
1890 — 1977
A husband should not teach his wife to drive and a wife should not teach her husband to drive. Driving lessons are a lot cheaper than a divorce.
Thomas Sowell
1930 —
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