Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Marriage.

The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner
1956 —     

The most dangerous food is a wedding cake.

Proverb

The woman cries before the wedding, the man after.

Proverb

The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about other things as well.

Amish Proverb

A successful man is one who makes more money than a wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner
1921 — 1995

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother’s.

Rodney Dangerfield
1921 — 2004

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Johnny Carson
1925 — 2005

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