The repository contains 68 quotes in the category “Marriage.”
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Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one’s wife’s relatives.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

The honeymoon is the time during which the bride believes the bridegroom’s word of honor.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Wealth: Any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier. And a good deal more foolish.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Alimony: The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

A bachelor is one who wants a wife, but is glad he hasn’t got her.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

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