The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
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Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Ambrose Bierce
1842 — 1914?

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Alexandre Dumas
1802 — 1870

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

When asked how many husbands she has had:

You mean, other than my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946

The female of the species is much deadlier than the male.

Rudyard Kipling
1865 — 1936

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Tim Allen
1953 —     

Commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair:

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Robin Williams
1952 —     

Using a complex, sophisticated technique to get a man excited is like preparing a gourmet French meal for a Labrador retriever.

Dave Barry
1947 —     

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

Dave Barry
1947 —     

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best
1946 — 2005

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck
1927 — 1996

There is a tide in the affairs of women which, when taken at the flood, leads God knows where.

Lord Byron
1788 — 1824

Many women are poor cooks only because their native greatness has been beaten down by ingratitude.

Rev. Robert Farrar Capon
1925 —     

Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones, you must keep them wet.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834

Love lessens a woman’s delicacy and increases a man’s.

Jean de La Bruyère
1645 — 1696

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr
1913 — 2000

The problem with women is that they get all worked up over absolutely nothing, and then they marry him.

Cher
1946 —     

One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

John McGraw
1873 — 1934

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