Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Men and Women.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Unknown

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Unknown

If women knew what we were thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.

Unknown

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Unknown

God created women to please the eye and trouble the mind.

Unknown

Woman was God’s second blunder.

Friedrich Nietzsche
1844 — 1900

A man is never worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.

Unknown

I’d kiss you good night, but I just washed my hair.

Mae West
1893 — 1980

God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

Unknown

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

P. J. O’Rourke
1947 —     

A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

Unknown

Men are like stars... only one can make your dreams come true.

Unknown

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dream world.

Robert Heinlein
1907 — 1988

I love the women’s movement -- especially when walking behind it.

Rush Limbaugh
1951 —     

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

Alton Brown
1962 —     

I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.

Babe Ruth
1895 — 1948

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.

Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790

A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

America reminds me of one of Edgar Allan Poe’s exquisite poems, because it is full of belles.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

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