Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
Showing quotes 61 through 80 in the category “Men and Women.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Women give to men the very gold of their lives, but they invariably want it back in small change.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

Unknown

It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and an angry woman.

The Bible

The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about other things as well.

Amish Proverb

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Unknown

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.

Dame Agatha Christie
1890 — 1976

Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.

Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834

A successful man is one who makes more money than a wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner
1921 — 1995

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

Lana Turner
1921 — 1995

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

Honoré de Balzac
1799 — 1850

Every woman would rather be beautiful than good.

German Proverb

When women kiss it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Any man who can see through a woman is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx
1890 — 1977

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Unknown

When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.

Unknown

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Virginia Woolf
1882 — 1941

Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

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