Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Parenting.

The repository contains 33 quotes in the category “Parenting.”
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.

Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them fortune.

Richard Whatley
1787 — 1863

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Rita Rudner
1956 —     

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

Carl Sandburg
1878 — 1967

As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them.

The Bible

A wise son maketh a glad father.

The Bible

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Spanish Proverb

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Michael Levine

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.

Yiddish Proverb

The same parent who tells you it’s time to find yourself will also tell you to get lost.

MAD Magazine

Parents treat their kids like teeth: they only try bonding once irreparable damage has been done.

MAD Magazine

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Yiddish Proverb

The sooner kids talk, the sooner kids talk back.

“The Simpsons”

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