Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Pets.

The repository contains 15 quotes in the category “Pets.”

I care not for a man’s religion whose dog or cat are not the better for it.

President Abraham Lincoln
1809 — 1865

Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.

Robert Heinlein
1907 — 1988

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney
1919 — 2011

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Dave Barry
1947 —     

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings
1818 — 1885

The greatest pleasure of a dog is thay you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler
1835 — 1902

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Josef Capek
1887 — 1945

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones
1853 — 1935

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

Maurice Maeterlinck
1862 — 1949

Every boy should have a dog, for a dog teaches a boy three valuable traits: fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley
1889 — 1945

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash
1902 — 1971

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Bess Truman
1885 — 1982

If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.


Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers
1918 — 2002

I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Mitch Hedberg
1968 — 2005