The repository contains 15 quotes in the category “Pets.”
I care not for a man’s religion whose dog or cat are not the better for it.
President Abraham Lincoln
1809 — 1865
Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.
1907 — 1988
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
1919 — 2011
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
1818 — 1885
The greatest pleasure of a dog is thay you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
1835 — 1902
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
1887 — 1945
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
1853 — 1935
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.
1862 — 1949
Every boy should have a dog, for a dog teaches a boy three valuable traits: fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
1889 — 1945
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
1902 — 1971
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
1885 — 1982
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
1918 — 2002
I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.
1968 — 2005