Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Religion.

The repository contains 64 quotes in the category “Religion.”
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A lifetime is only one day in heaven...or in hell.

Unknown

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Voltaire
1694 — 1778

Watching a condemned criminal being led to the execution chamber.:

There but for the grace of God go I.

Rev. George Whitefield
1714 — 1770

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Ambrose Bierce
1842 — 1914?

You have to just marvel at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens after you die.

Dennis Miller
1953 —     

If there is no God then who has placed a pox on me and mocks me every day?

Dan Castellaneta
1958 —     

If I had been present at Creation, I would have given some useful hints.

King Alfonso X
1221 — 1284

God, give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

St. Augustine
354 — 430 A.D.

Man serves God or god, but never both.

Reggie Barlow
1973 —     

If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.

Henry Ward Beecher
1813 — 1887

Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Garth Brooks
1962 —     

If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manfacturer.

Lenny Bruce
1925 — 1966

Thank God I’m an atheist.

Luis Buñuel
1900 — 1983

Faith is believing in what you know isn’t true.

Sir Arthur C. Clarke
1917 — 2008

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you.

Fight Club

All religions must be tolerated ... every man must go to heaven in his own way.

King Frederick II
1712 — 1786

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

Galileo
1564 — 1642

His last words:

God will pardon me; that’s his line of work.

Heinrich Heine
1797 — 1856

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

Sir Richard Francis Burton
1821 — 1890

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, “Why, God? Why me?” and the thundering voice of God answered, “There’s just something about you that pisses me off.”

Stephen King
1947 —     

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