The repository contains 64 quotes in the category “Religion.”
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Man’s best friend is his dogma.
Dr. Timothy Leary
1920 — 1996
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
Ferdinand Magellan
1480 — 1521
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Giving his reasons for refusing to see a priest as he lay dying.:
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Perugino
1450 — 1523
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
Henny Youngman
1906 — 1998
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
1935 —
The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.
George Carlin
1937 — 2008
On the eighth day, man created God.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
1874 — 1963
Even the merest gesture is holy if it is filled with faith.
Franz Kafka
1883 — 1924
Some believe in the stars, I believe in the one who made them.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
1937 — 2008
All so-called revealed religions consist mainly of three portions, a cosmogony more or less mythical, a history more or less falsified, and a moral code more or less pure.
Sir Richard Francis Burton
1821 — 1890
An athiest is a person who has no invisible means of support.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
1694 — 1778
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900
To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.
St. Thomas Aquinas
1227? — 1274
I care not for a man’s religion whose dog or cat are not the better for it.
President Abraham Lincoln
1809 — 1865
Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
1939 —
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