The repository contains 87 quotes in the category “Sports.”
Showing quotes 21 through 40 in the category “Sports.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
1927 — 1996
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
1953 —
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Bear Bryant
1913 — 1983
After seeing George Steinbrenner's new yacht:
It was a beautiful thing to observe with all thirty-six oars working in unison.
Jack Buck
1924 — 2002
I never set out to hurt anybody, unless it was really important, like a league game or something.
Dick Butkus
1942 —
On former Texas Rangers owner George W. Bush:
That a former owner whose team once traded Sammy Sosa could rise to the most powerful office in the world is rather extraordinary given that fans generally lump team owners somewhere below child pornographers and just above telephone solicitors and local cable company directors.
On being a Major League Baseball umpire:
This must be the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who’s doing it.
Nestor Chylak
1922 — 1982
I’m a finesse pitcher without the finesse.
David Cone
1963 —
If practice makes perfect, and no one’s perfect, then why practice?
Billy Corgan
1967 —
The Good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
Dizzy Dean
1910 — 1974
Not many people talk to you when you’re hitting .195.
Dwight Evans
1951 —
One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Joe Garagiola
1926 —
The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen.
Bob Gibson
1935 —
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett
1924 — 2003
The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.
It’s not the winning that counts, nor the taking part; it’s making fun of the little fat kid who always comes in last.
Everybody says a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess it’s better than kissing your brother.
Lou Holtz
1937 —
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
Franklin P. Jones
1853 — 1935
I’ll never be considered one of the all-time greats; maybe not even one of the all-time goods. But I’m one of the all-time survivors.
Jim Kaat
1938 —
If you listen to the guys up in the stands, pretty soon you’ll be up there sitting with them.
Bobby Knight
1940 —
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