The repository contains 66 quotes in the category “Work.”
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Steven Wright
1955 —
All our lives we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave.
Jim Morrison
1943 — 1971
If it were not for meetings, we would never get anything done.
A volunteer is as good as ten pressed men.
Only lords and fools criticize a job half-finished.
Anybody who thinks a joke about a plumber is funny hasn’t had a faucet replaced lately.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Going to college won’t guarantee you a job, but it’ll give you four years to worry about getting one.
Belly dancing is the only profession where the beginner starts in the middle.
Economists predict the year ahead will reward hard workers. What a frightening outlook for many!
One way to deflate your ego is to read the want ads in the newspapers and discover all the jobs you’re not equipped to handle.
Nothing is quite as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done.
The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss.
Four word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
There is no future in any job. The future is in the man who holds the job.
It’s always hard to find a job for the fellow who doesn’t want one.
Some workers are trying to make both weekends meet.
The nearest to perfection that most people ever come is when filling out a job application.
The best time to start thinking about retirement is before your boss does.
According to the latest statistics, there are five million Americans who aren’t working. And there are even more if you count those with jobs.
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