Andrew Rooney

Andy Rooney.

Born	January 14, 1919 Albany, New York

Writer and humorist. Best known for his commentary on "60 Minutes," his newspaper column appears twice a week around the country. He was a reporter for "Stars & Stripes" during World War II.

The repository contains six quotes from Andy Rooney.

Truth

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Miscellaneous

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

People • Pets

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Food and Drink

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?

Comebacks

When asked by defense attorney Kerry Lawrence how he found defendant Alan Walker's home address:

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Growing Old

I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.