Andrew Rooney

Andy Rooney.

Born	January 14, 1919 Albany, New York
Died	November 4, 2011 New York, New York

Writer and humorist. Best known for his commentary on "60 Minutes," his newspaper column appeared twice a week around the country. He was a reporter for "Stars & Stripes" during World War II.

The repository contains six quotes from Andy Rooney.

Truth

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Miscellaneous

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

People • Pets

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Food and Drink

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?

Comebacks

When asked by defense attorney Kerry Lawrence how he found defendant Alan Walker's home address:

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Growing Old

I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.