Emo Phillips

Emo Phillips.

Born	Phil Soltanec Downers Grove, Illinois

Comedian. Famous for his brief role in UHF (1989) and for other assorted quirkiness such as keeping count of how many times he has been hit on the head by falling typewriters.

The repository contains five quotes from Emo Phillips.

Religion

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Comebacks

To a woman who asked if she had seen him on television:

I don’t know. You can’t see out the other way.

Funny

My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

Adversity

Some mornings it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Funny

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.