Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Leo Gallagher
Gallagher.
| Born | July 24, 1947 Fort Bragg, North Carolina |
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Comedian. Best known for smashing watermelons over audience members with the Sledge-O-Matic.
The repository contains four quotes from Gallagher.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness,” but it doesn’t work.
I found out why God made babies cute. It’s so you don’t kill them.
I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.
If you water it and it dies, it’s a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, it’s a weed.
