|Born||October 2, 1890|
New York, New York
|Died||August 19, 1977|
Los Angeles, California
The repository contains 13 quotes from Groucho Marx.
Death • Funny • Growing Old • Life
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: ďI, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnít arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Iím going to be happy in it.Ē
Outside of a dog a book is manís best friend. Inside of a dog itís too dark to read.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
I wouldnít want to belong to a club that would accept me as a member.
I never forget a face, but in your case Iíll make an exception.
Any man who can see through a woman is missing a lot.
Iíve had a wonderful time, but this wasnít it.
Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Iíve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasnít it.