Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository

Henry Youngman
Henny Youngman.
| Born | March 16, 1906 Whitechapel, England |
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| Died | February 24, 1998 New York, New York |
Comedian best known as the King of the One-Liner and for his trademark line, "Take my wife, please!"
The repository contains two quotes from Henny Youngman.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.