Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Henny Youngman
Henry Youngman
Henny Youngman.
BornMarch 16, 1906
Whitechapel, England
DiedFebruary 24, 1998
New York, New York
Comedian best known as the King of the One-Liner and for his trademark line, "Take my wife, please!"

The repository contains two quotes from Henny Youngman.

Food and Drink

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.