Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Mark Twain.
BornSamuel Langhorne Clemens
November 30, 1835
Florida, Missouri
DiedApril 21, 1910
Redding, Connecticut
Writer who gave America the characters Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Born while Halley's Comet was in the sky, and correctly predicted that he would die when the comet returned.

The repository contains 43 quotes from Mark Twain.
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IntelligencePeople

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Problem Solving

When all you have is a hammer, all problems start to look like nails.

DeathFunny

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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