Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Mitchell Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg.
| Born | February 24, 1968 St. Paul, Minnesota |
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| Died | March 30, 2005 Livingston, New Jersey |
Stand-up comedian.
The repository contains five quotes from Mitch Hedberg.
If you can’t sleep, count sheep. Don’t count endangered animals; you will run out.
I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
This sign says “IMPROV”. I had a bad set on Friday night so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Doctors and Health • Food and Drink
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
