Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Tim Allen
Tim Allen.
| Born | Timothy Allen Dick June 13, 1953 Denver, Colorado |
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Actor and comedian. Best known for his TV series "Home Improvement" and stand-up routines featuring discussions of manliness and construction.
The repository contains two quotes from Tim Allen.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you’re tired and most of your balls are missing.
