Smart is believing half of what you hear, brilliant is knowing which half to believe.
If you canít explain it simply, than you donít know it well enough.
He appears to have been educated beyond his intelligence.
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasnít there. He wasnít there again today; I think heís from the CIA.
Over 48.7% of all statistics are useless.
If it werenít for smartasses, what would keep a dumbass busy?
The key to success is sincerity, and if you can fake that you can do anything.
To err is human; to pass air is also human.
I used to be indecisive; now Iím not sure.
The hurrier I go the behinder I get.
In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs Windows or Gates?
Iím as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
It could be worse; it could be Monday all week.
I hate memory. It never lets me forget what I want to.
Donít worry about the world coming to an end today. Itís already tomorrow in Australia.
A true friend knows youíre a good egg even if youíre slightly cracked.
A good friend is someone who tells you something about themselves that no one else knows. A best friend is someone who tells you something about themselves that they didnít even know.
A friend is someone who know the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.