People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Platonic love is like being invited down to the cellar for a glass of ginger ale.
Retirement is the period when you exchange the bills in your wallet for snapshots of your grandchildren.
The people hardest to convince that they should retire are children at bedtime.
Those with desire will always beat those who only have ability.
We expect modern youth to be strong, courageous and prepared to pay more taxes than their fathers.
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
An athiest is a person who has no invisible means of support.
Too many of us speak twice before we think.
Itís not the load that breaks you down, itís the way you carry it.
You canít hold a man down without staying down with him.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Success comes in cans; failure comes in caníts.
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
Thereís not enough sax and violins on television.
Those who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.