Two heads are better than one. Unless theyíre on the same body.
A chicken is just an eggís way of making more eggs.
The greatest compliment one can receive is to have others around you wanting to be like you.
Only those who push too far, see how far they can go.
You may laugh because Iím different, but I laugh because youíre all the same.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency.
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Choose your words, for they become actions.
Understand your actions, for they become habits.
Study your habits, for they will become your character.
Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny.
You will never discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Itís easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
Men are like stars... only one can make your dreams come true.
Itís not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is the same damn thing over and over again.
We all want to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there.
Love is everything you never knew you always wanted.
You know youíre in love when you canít sleep because your reality is better than your dreams.
A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
The love in your heart wasnít put there to stay. Love isnít love until you give it away.
A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.
Go into situations expecting nothing and you always come out getting something better than you had ever expected.