A lot of folks are flocking to Washington to ask what they can do for their country, and what the salary will be.
Donít worry about the job you donít like. Someone else will soon have it.
The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.
The best time to start thinking about retirement is before your boss does.
The nearest to perfection that most people ever come is when filling out a job application.
Itís always hard to find a job for the fellow who doesnít want one.
Some workers are trying to make both weekends meet.
There is no future in any job. The future is in the man who holds the job.
Four word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss.
One way to deflate your ego is to read the want ads in the newspapers and discover all the jobs youíre not equipped to handle.
Nothing is quite as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldnít be done.
Belly dancing is the only profession where the beginner starts in the middle.
Economists predict the year ahead will reward hard workers. What a frightening outlook for many!
Going to college wonít guarantee you a job, but itíll give you four years to worry about getting one.
Before arguing with your boss, make absolutely sure youíre right, and then let the matter drop.
Before you have an argument with your boss, youíd better take a good look at both sides: his side and the outside.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
A man with a burning ambition is seldom fired.
Anybody who thinks a joke about a plumber is funny hasnít had a faucet replaced lately.