|Born||William Claude Dunkenfield|
January 29, 1880
|Died||December 25, 1946|
The repository contains nine quotes from W. C. Fields.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a guy is lucky to get out of it alive.
If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach.
Once on a safari in Africa someone lost the corkscrew. We had to survive for days on nothing but food and water.