|Born||November 4, 1879|
Oologah, Oklahoma Territory
|Died||August 15, 1935|
The repository contains eight quotes from Will Rogers.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.
Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.