Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Woody Allen.
BornAllan Stewart Konigsberg
December 1, 1935
Brooklyn, New York
Movie actor and director. Won the Best Director Oscar Award in 1979 for "Annie Hall."

The repository contains eight quotes from Woody Allen.

DeathFunny

Iím not afraid to die. I just donít want to be there when it happens.

ClassicsEntertainmentFood and DrinkGrowing Old

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Happiness

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you donít have.

Success and FailureMotivation

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

DeathFunny

I donít want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.

Funny

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

FunnyReligion

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Comebacks

Upon being asked, "Is sex dirty?":

Only if itís done right.