|Born||Allan Stewart Konigsberg|
December 1, 1935
Brooklyn, New York
The repository contains eight quotes from Woody Allen.
Iím not afraid to die. I just donít want to be there when it happens.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you donít have.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I donít want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Upon being asked, "Is sex dirty?":
Only if itís done right.