|Born||Allan Stewart Konigsberg|
December 1, 1935
Brooklyn, New York
The repository contains eight quotes from Woody Allen.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Upon being asked, "Is sex dirty?":
Only if it’s done right.