Lawrence Berra
| Born | May 12, 1925 St. Louis, Missouri |
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The repository contains 15 quotes from Yogi Berra.
Classics • Funny • Words of Wisdom
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
To the wife of New York City Mayor John Lindsay, who said that he looked cool:
Thanks. You don’t look so hot yourself.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
To his wife who asked him where she should bury him if he were to die first:
Surprise me.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
When asked if the streakers that ran across the field were men or women:
I don’t know. They had bags over their heads.
I’m lost but I’m making good time.
I’d rather be the Yankees catcher than the president, and that makes me pretty lucky, I guess, because I could never be the president.
Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It’s too crowded.
When asked by his second grade teacher if he knew anything:
Ma’am, I don’t even suspect anything.
You have to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
I never said half the things I said.
Upon being asked his hat size:
I don’t know, I’m not in shape.
